The world is going to end today. It’s all over the news. At 10am today a rogue asteroid, employed by an interstellar taskforce devoted to wiping out useless civilizations is on its way to us. What ever does not get wiped out by the initial impact will die anyway, either wiped out by the zombifying virus living on the surface of the asteroid or destroyed when the earth is knocked out of orbit and eventually spirals into the sun. I don’t really mind though. The florist is offering a discount on roses.